I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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