yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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