so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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