This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
