Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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