Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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