did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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