I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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