One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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