Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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