she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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