she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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