For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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