i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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