when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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