just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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