When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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