Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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