Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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