How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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