Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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