Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
