Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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