I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Say something about gay babies.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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