I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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