As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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