talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
