Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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