I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
