so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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