youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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