the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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