I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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