brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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