im about as happy as oj after his trial
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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