Dual....:-)
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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