What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Small penises have feelings too.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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