Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I will die if light touches me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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