It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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