Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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