he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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