so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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