im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am one with the molecules
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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