So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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