ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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