Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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