Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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