Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my shit smells like andre
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
we should paint friendship bongs
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