I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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