that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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