I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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